Tuesday, March 20, 2012

What is... mortified?

Ahhh, Matt Morris.  Yep, there he is in all his Teen Tournament glory.  And there I am, in all my awkward high school glory.  I thought he was so cute, and it seemed totally normal that my mom would snap a picture of me posing next to him on TV.  Totally normal.

Well, last weekend I received an email that caught me by surprise:

Wait... WHAT?  So let me get this straight:  Matt Morris read my blog?  He saw that awkward, stalkerish picture?  I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.  In the end, I decided to laugh, and I laughed HARD.  And then just when I didn't think it could get more ridiculous or embarrassing, I got a follow-up email from the girl who dated him:

Wait, wait, wait.  WHAT?!  Seriously?  I had to use my excellent stalker skills to find his Facebook profile.  Sure enough...

Need a closer look?

Lovely.  When I asked Gary what he thought about his wife's picture on some guy's Facebook page, he said, "What is... disturbing?!" Ha ha!  I think it's hilarious.  I can guarantee you that 18 years ago when that picture was taken, I never thought it would be on Facebook, I never thought I'd be blogging about it, but most of all, I never in a million years thought Matt Morris would ever see it.

Hey, Matt Morris:  What is... a restraining order?  :)  Just kidding!

The girl who gave me the inside scoop about my Jeopardy crush blogs at www.eminnyc.tumblr.com.  Check her out!


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