Will she think it was a dream?

The time: 8:52. p.m.

The setting: Emma's bedroom.

The scene: As Emma is drifting off to dreamland, Daddy rushes in to her bedroom with 8 high school kids in tow, camera in hand. They are headed for the shower in the Jack-n-Jill bathroom, determined to get a picture of people standing in a shower. Ten seconds later they emerge from the bathroom, fly down the stairs and leave the house, hoping they've won the photo scavenger hunt. Emma sits up in bed, dazed, and falls back on her pillow.

And that, my friends, is what it's like living with a Youth Pastor.