Public Service Announcement: Colgate's Sparkling White Vanilla Mint toothpaste is nasty. If anyone out there would like a full tube - minus two squeezes - I would be happy to send it to you.
(Why two squeezes? Gary: [squeeeeze] "Ewww! Here Angie, try this. It's GROSS!" Angie: [squeeeeze] "Okay! ... it's not bad... okay, it's sick!")
Whew. I can rest easy now that I've done my civic duty for the day.