Tuesday, March 20, 2012

What is... mortified?




Ahhh, Matt Morris.  Yep, there he is in all his Teen Tournament glory.  And there I am, in all my awkward high school glory.  I thought he was so cute, and it seemed totally normal that my mom would snap a picture of me posing next to him on TV.  Totally normal.

Well, last weekend I received an email that caught me by surprise:


Wait... WHAT?  So let me get this straight:  Matt Morris read my blog?  He saw that awkward, stalkerish picture?  I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.  In the end, I decided to laugh, and I laughed HARD.  And then just when I didn't think it could get more ridiculous or embarrassing, I got a follow-up email from the girl who dated him:


Wait, wait, wait.  WHAT?!  Seriously?  I had to use my excellent stalker skills to find his Facebook profile.  Sure enough...


Need a closer look?



Lovely.  When I asked Gary what he thought about his wife's picture on some guy's Facebook page, he said, "What is... disturbing?!" Ha ha!  I think it's hilarious.  I can guarantee you that 18 years ago when that picture was taken, I never thought it would be on Facebook, I never thought I'd be blogging about it, but most of all, I never in a million years thought Matt Morris would ever see it.

Hey, Matt Morris:  What is... a restraining order?  :)  Just kidding!

The girl who gave me the inside scoop about my Jeopardy crush blogs at www.eminnyc.tumblr.com.  Check her out!

24 comments:

  1. I am rolling over here! That is HILARIOUS! What a great story! I think I'll do a little stalking of my own and find his facebook page. Hey, maybe he'll "friend" you! I mean, if he can have your picture as his profile pic... wouldn't it be funny if you got a request from him? LOL! I can't stop laughing! Love you, cousin! :)

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  2. Angie, this is hilarious!!! thanks for sharing :) technology is something else!

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  3. This is your best post ever! I'm ROFL! Wow. I have so many thoughts. First, if he's so sweet, then why, barely a week later, are they not on speaking terms? LOL! And why, 18 yrs later, is he STILL playing the dating game? And the FB picture...Angie, only you would be so...lucky?

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  4. Oh my goodness, this is so hilarious!!! What a great story!

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  5. I LOVE this!!! You should totally friend him on Facebook.... :)

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  6. Oh my goodness. I cannot believe he used your picture as his profile picture!

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  7. I think you are awesome for posting this! LOVED it!

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  8. Only you Angie, only you :) I LOVE it!!

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  9. Oh my goodness, hilarious! :)

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  10. Angie - that is too hilarious to even be real!! How DO these things happen to you?? Probably your sweet and beautiful charm. : ) Thanks for sharing - makes me so excited to see you!!

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  11. I am literally laughing out loud & I have TEARS running down my face!!!!!! THIS IS SO funny!!! And, SO Angie!!! I swear, you have the most classic things happen to you. LOVE it. So.Awesome.

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  12. what is....welcome back, Angie! Glad to find a new post from you...and what a great one!!! MISS YOU! See you in June :)

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  13. You have the BEST stories, dear friend. Hahahahahahaha!!!!

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  14. That is the best! I think he has an awesome sense of humor putting up that picture on his fb...sounds like something you would do.

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  15. I love you, Angie! What are the chances!?! I am seriously rethinking a blog post I've had in the works for several months which includes a high school crush and a famous biologist. I feel mortified just thinking about either of them finding out.

    So glad you decided to laugh about it...

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  16. ROFL... this cracked me up SO bad! Only you, Angie! Only you!

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  17. Oh wow! What a hilarious story to tell the grandchildren! I love this! I just stumbled upon your blog and I'm now following. It seems we have a lot in common, except for I'm an Alabama girl with 1 child, unless you count my hubby who I consider sometimes my other child! lol Please stop by bellanest.blogspot.com any time! God bless!

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  18. Angie!!! That is BEYOND BEYOND hilarious!!!!!!!!

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  19. I'm passing on the Versatile Blogger Award to you! Love you, cousin! http://www.sweetavakate.blogspot.com/2012/04/versatile-blogger-award.html

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  20. Friend, I am pretty sure we are kindred spirits. I watched Matt Morris on Jeopardy in high school and said, "I'm going to marry that guy." I then proceeded to stalk him in college with my first email account. We emailed for a couple months. So fun to "meet" you!

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